Squatch Stack · MCP

Tools for your assistant

A small, friendly Model Context Protocol server. Point any MCP client at it and your assistant can tell you what the studio builds, browse the goods and hand you a checkout link, or find a walk worth reading. Read-only. No sign-in. Nothing gets bought or sent without you.

Connect

https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp

Streamable HTTP, no authentication. In Claude Code: claude mcp add --transport http squatch https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp

Tools

`studio_info`	What Squatch Stack builds, with links and contact.
`list_goods`	Browse the shop: tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes.
`get_good`	One product: description, colors, sizes, variant ids and prices.
`start_checkout`	Make a checkout link for chosen items. It buys nothing; a person opens it and pays.
`search_walks`	Find Wild Man of the Way essays by words, thinker or format.
`get_walk`	One essay: title, thinkers, reading time, an excerpt and the link.
`contact_draft`	A ready-to-send email link to the studio. It sends nothing.
`parse_buffalo`	Tag a Buffalo buffalo sentence as city, animal and verb.

Fair use

About 60 requests a minute per address, and 5 checkout links a minute. Essays come back as titles and short excerpts with a link to read them in full. Please don't train on what you find here.